“Best Butt” and they wanted to feel if my abs were real :-D
My life is so much fun these days…Some people might think I say yes to too much, but sitting here now all tired and satisfied eating a vegemite toast and looking at my trophies makes me smile and believing I’m the happiest girl in the world hahaha…
2 days ago I got a phone call that they had a spot open for me in the NSW grand final of Miss Nude Australia. It is Australia’s oldest and most prestigious Nude Beauty Pageant. It’s “Crème de la Crème” of Australia’s exotic dancers that compete in a competition that is not only held in Australia, but is a worldwide event with the Miss Nude World Pageant being held on an annual basis.
But 2 days arghhh and I had been eating chocolate every day since I won another showgirl competition last week. First I thought that should be fine cause I had a dress, bikini and a show ready…BUT NO!!! I told them about my show and apparently that show was a bit too wild for this one hahaha I do understand that So SHIT I had to come up with a new one that fitted under the rules for this one….and let me add that we where not allowed to be naked hahaha just sound funny when it’s “Miss Nude” (something with the license of the venue I think it was)!!
Thursday I was working and had dinner with friends, so that left me with FRIDAY…The day of the competition!!! I woke up early and started glueing stones and stars on my daggy cowgirl costume to make it look like a true showgirl (since I couldn’t do the other show), then Rebekah (Spraytan Specialist) came and spray tanned me…THE BEST TAN and it only have to dry for 3 hours before you wash it off…Perfect for my tight schedule After she left I sewed on velcro bits so it was easier to get off my chaps. When I was done with props and music I only had 30 minutes to think of the show…gave up on planning it so I just played the show music over and over while I got ready.
Traffic was SO BAD, it took me over 2 hours to get there. Was a bit stressed when I arrived. It was a great venue, BIG stage….And then the nerves started kicking in. The other girls looked amazing and had so many props…and there I was with my little horse and my hat, damn why didn’t I have bath tubs, snow machines, fire sticks, balloons…hrmph
I was the first to go on stage. It’s always tough being first, specially when I only knew 1 person in the audience and also the judges don’t have anything to compare with. Well I’m a professional girl (even though I was improvising the whole way through …10 minutes!!), so I gave them a true Sparx show. The audience loved it (I thought I could have done better, but I think it’s always like that)… When I walked around in the break, everyone wanted a picture with me so that made me smile and believe I did good up there… and they wanted to feel if my abs were real hahaha
I had a great night watching the other girls perform and I seriously didn’t expect ANYTHING. I was just happy to be between all these girls….
And then it was time to announce the winners….First there was some “side titles” to be crowned…”MISS NUDE NEW SOUTH WALES 2012′s BEST BUTT….GOES TO… CONTESTANT NUMBER 1….SPARX”…Wooohoooo I won best butt hahaha Yay I was so happy….I thought that was it….”MISS NUDE NEW SOUTH WALES 2012 3rd PLACE…..SPARX”…WOOOHOOOOOOOOO OMG I was screaming all the way to the stage…I seriously didn’t expect that…..I was so happy!!!
But I didn’t really have any friends there to see how much I was smiling, so the first person I called was Isabella. Isabella is one of the teachers at Bobbi’s who’s been helping me with my other shows and I felt it was her winning too. I didn’t have time to invite people to come along and really to be honest I didn’t expect to win, but I guess…never say never